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has decided that sleeping until 7:37 am is all I’m going to get. Yup. My alarm goes off at 7:30 and I generally hit snooze. Snooze gives me 9 minutes. Is that enough for her?

Look at that face again. Does that look like the face of a cat that will let you sleep for nine more minutes?

Of course not.

I get seven minutes.

At precisely 7:37, she jumps on Shelley’s jewelry box and begins making that noise than only a cat messing with venetian blinds can make. If that doesn’t wake one of us up (Shelley will punch me and make me get up if she’s awakened by it), Miles jumps over to my bachelor’s chest and begin knocking things off.

Does she knock things off that are quiet? Like a selection of nerf balls or feathers? No. She knocks off boxes of checks. Watches. Spare change. Land mines. Thermonuclear devices.

That kind of thing.

So there’s that. And on that note, I shall go to bed, since I will be awakened promptly at 7:37 am….

g’night everyone!

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Written by srogers

July 2, 2011 at 2:01 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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